09 April 2006

Handbag.

There is a feminist trick that is becoming more common, called ‘handbag’.

I will explain how it works.

A woman will go out to a club and dance around her handbag all night. Sooner or later she will attract attention from a man who will buy her drinks and believe he has got lucky.

Unknown to him her handbag contains a secret. Within it there is a cylinder rim latch lock (commonly known as a Yale lock). The woman will go home with the man and they will end up in bed. All will be well until the morning when the feminist will suggest that he go to the supermarket to pick up some item or other for a meal she intends to cook for him. He will willingly run this errand believing he has found the ideal woman.

When he returns he is shocked to find that his lock has been changed and another man is in the house.

The feminist will have called the police by this time alleging domestic violence on the part of the man who had picked her up. This will usually result in his arrest. He usually regains access to his property in a week or so.

During this period the feminist will remove every item from the house right down to the light bulbs and will often cause criminal damage by rubbing menstrual blood into the walls or deliberately causing a flood.

The police will refuse to investigate this crime claiming that it is a civil matter rather than a criminal one. The truth is that they unable to do so for political reasons due to the power of the feminist lobby.

If the victim protests at this situation he may be rearrested and get himself a criminal record and possibly a prison sentence. He will be unable to claim on his insurance because he allowed the feminist into his property. He will never feel completely at ease in his home again.

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